So, You've Always Wanted To Become A Kamikaze Pilot

Now's your chance to fulfill that lifelong dream.Yes, you too can become a Kamikaze Pilot!!! Simply call for the book,"HOW TO BECOME A KAMIKAZE PILOT: The Training Manual"©. Not sold in stores anywhere (yet).

This book contains all the detailed information you would need in an easy, step-by-step guide to becoming one of the world's best Kamikaze Pilots. Once you have completed the in-depth tutorial (if you're still alive), and all of the written tests in the back of the book, you will be able to get a job as a qualified Kamikaze Pilot with a wide variety of businesses or countries. You'll be able to name your price. THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!!!

Your Certificate Of Completion in the Kamikaze Pilot's training program will open new doors for you. It is recognized worldwide. AND, girls will want you. Yes guys, this is what they want. Hey, don't take my word for it. Here's what they're saying:

And ladies, don't feel left out. Many men would be proud to be seen with their lady Kamikaze Pilot.

YOUR FRIENDS WILL ENVY YOU!

You will become a member of an elite, "dying" breed of heroes. Just think, people will want your autograph and want that farewell photograph taken with you once they hear the news that you're a qualified Kamikaze Pilot. They may even want to know things like how to screw in a light bulb or how tall is a telephone pole (True or False) and other "technical" feats that you will (hopefully) have the answer to. All of this and more, simply because you have become a qualified Kamikaze Pilot.

AND THERE'S MORE!!!

FLY THE LATEST AND MOST SOPHISTICATED JETS ON YOUR KAMIKAZE MISSION(S)

Because of the worldwide recognition of our Kamikaze Pilot's training program, you will receive offers from many countries and businesses with modern jet aircraft, not the old prop-planes that some of the smaller customers have.

You'll be wined and dined by businesses and countries around the world who will want your new talents and skills. Kings will Knight you and Princesses will cook hamburgers for you; all because YOU ARE A QUALIFIED KAMIKAZE PILOT!!!

SPECIAL OFFER!!!

Take advantage of our Special Introductory price of $99.95 today and we will also send you the NEW book,"Suicidal Tricks---The Truth Unmasked".

Don't Wait, Call Today!!!

1-999-DIE-SOON

Void where prohibited by law. Must be 18 years or older AND very stupid. No refunds or returns.

This is not REALLY the phone number so please do NOT call. In fact, for you attorneys out there, this book (if it becomes available) is ONLY A JOKE (like that might be a tough one to figure out).

And for something completely stupid: Imagine That! A Short Essay

Mike Grice mike@gasproductions.net

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